Message from the Chairman.
“My fellow combatants, It is with great regret that I have finnaly called it a day and will not be joining you in Portugal due to my dodgy knee.
However it does raise the problem of leadership within our group, a quality which our Chairman excels in. We need a vice Chair to take the reins.
Although our group of players are an outstanding, bright and focused group of individuals one player has the qualities to lead from the front and take matters in hand. The committee has shat and decided that our longest serving member, Nigel has these exceptional qualities to lead us on👏
Whilst he may not have the respect and foresight of previous Chairmen I ask you all to give him your support and make this tournament an outstanding success.🏌♂”
Words of encouragement from all over the sporting world are pouring in :
“God Help us all !!”
M Rushall.
“We’re Doomed !”
Lord Chilly
“A fine leader and quite a good masseuse”
Liz Truss
“The Western World will be a safer place”
Pres. Joe Biden
“No it won’t”
Vlad Putin
“I have no idea what’s going on”
Rishi Sunak
“Can anyone lend me a fiver ?”
Phil Schofield