Lord Chilly of Uzerlam hacked his way to victory in this years Medal outing at the famous Laguna Golf Club in Vilamoura. The casualty rate was very high in the breezy, warm and sunny conditions.

Last years winner Paul Von Monty was full of praise for the days winner:

 

“It is not a difficult course, the problem is we are all crap !”.

 

A sentiment echoed by second place man MK Seve:

“To be fair the bloke who designed this course was seriously under the influence of some mind altering substance, the question is where can we get some from ?”

 

Michael King was scheduled to be interviewed after his 3rd place round but by the time he had finished the 18th it was so dark we could not find him !