Dear Uncle Nigel,
I have just read on golfok.co.uk that you apparently won the Portugal Tour !!
How on earth did you do that ??
Yours, surprised of Westmister,
Rishi Sunak by e-mail.
Dear Rishi,
Fuck Off You Twat.
PS Could you lend me a couple of million I need a new swimming pool.
Do you have a Golfing , Cost of Living or a Global Conflict problem.
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