Dear Uncle Nigel. How come your not the new Prime Minister ?
Dear Uncle Nigel,
It is with a heavy heart that I write.
After the turmoil of the last few weeks and the desperate fighting for the top job in Great Britain, that of our Prime Minister, I am flabbergasted that you were not invited by His Majesty to form a government.
What is going on ?
I have written to King Charles III on a number of occasions pointing out that , in times of crisis, you are the man to lead this fine nation !!!
Nothing !
Who do these people think they are ??!
Still, Moira, who does our cleaning, says “
“That Rishi Sunak is so rich that if the country has a financial hole to fill he can always ask his father in law for a few billion , with a promise to pay it back when he can afford it.
Always used to work with my Father in law, he has passed on now, which to be fair was a bit of a relief as I was up to £67,000, mostly on Foxy Bingo. “
Good old Moira, I used to think she was as thick as piss, but that’s not a bad shout.
Anyway Nige, will you sort this bollocks out please. For crying out loud. !
All the best,
Dickie Sharpe, c/o The BBC
Dear Dickie,
Fuck Off You Twat !
