Dear Uncle Nigel – Are You A Non Dom ? I think We Should Be Told !
Dear Uncle Nigel,
My Sister in Law says that the reason we haven’t heard anything from you lately , no show for The Crowhurst , no show in Bridlington, is that you are searching for Non Dom Status !!
Now Phyllis down the pub says that you can’t look for Non Dom Status , apparently it is not a thing it is a Tax Status !
Well the plot thickens ?
We were all surprised that you didn’t get elected to the Houses of Parliament at the recent Election.
Cecil , who comes to our day centre on Wednesdays, says that “Running for the “Independence for Newark ” Party was a major error !” you would have done better to stick with Starmer’s bunch , they are going to get away with it for the next 5 years you could have gone along for the ride “
But seriously Nige, where on earth are you ? Doris, our cleaner has postulated that you are actually an AI generated character and that you don’t really exist outside of the Matrix.
But we know that no one could generate that level of pungent odour from an i Cloud ! so that’s bollocks !
I think we should be told !
All the best,
Ann Widdecombe XX (full name and address supplied)
Dear Ann,
Fuck Off You Twat !
