2024 Tuesday Golf NEW Handicap Rules !

After many months of deliberation and drinking the Handicap Committee, which has recently been doubled in size as Mr (Wild Boy) Taylor , the only other person in the Universe who gives a shit, has joined the esteemed group , today publishes the updated rules which will come into effect on 1st January 2024.

Historically a change in these rules has been met with absolute and total silence and the committee expressed a desire that this continues into the New Year.

Hoppy Dearsley, Committee Chairman, had this to say at this mornings press conference:

“Well here they are !” and then he sat down !

Mick R moments after reading the new Handicap Rules.