2016 Portugal Tour – Chilly Takes The Prizes – But Not All The Prizes !

Lord Chilly of Uzzerlem claimed the Portuguese Tour Biggoss Composto this week with 6 stunning and cunning rounds of golf.

“I just kept on going” says Lord Chilly from his Warwickshire penthouse. “The other competitors troubled me a little but in the end class shone through, unlike the sun.”

2nd placed Nigel Carby commented “one shot, one bloody shot ! Not two – One bloody shot” before boarding his private jet to return to Cyprus.

Last years Champion Mick Rushal pointed out, “It was cold, I was playing off -3, and the temperature was very similar, but not next year!”